“Androids - everybody needs good androids… Androids have feelings too.” - Free Red Dwarf DVD with the Daily Mirror. Huzzah!

Show. Me. The. Money.

Deep-Heat-on-legs-time again.

What to do with the day. Oh yes… let’s get ready for school. Ugh.

“Shake well before use.” - Does that mean shake well-in-advance-of using, or shake vigorously before use? Never can tell, can you? I suppose it’s the same as feeding them after midnight.

It’s much too dangerous to jump through the fire with your clothes on.

The VHS video format is poised to make a comeback - in a new version which provides high definition TV pictures. Told you so.

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There’s a Ten Deadliest Femmes Fatales feature in the June issue of Empire. That would have been incredibly useful three months ago. But: no.

Like when your duvet started to smell, and I told you to do something about it.