Baby step to four o’clock. Baby step to four o’clock.

It didn’t have to be human after all - cheese & onion Pringles would’ve done the trick.

Where’s the red carpet then?

Just keep it still back there lady or we’re going to have to, you know… shoot you.

I am the Keyboard Master.

I want to see boobies, Dave.

Tests have shown that snoring makes you crap in bed. Surely that’s loose bowels?

John Connor… it is time.

I have decided to add some new sections to the site over the hols. Rest assured that I have not forgotten D&J - they’re on their way too.

For goodness’ sake people - vote to keep the slogan “Beanz Meanz Heinz”. It was once voted the best advertising slogan in history.

Mind you, “Deutschland Uber Alles” was voted second.