Two things to point out today. Firstly, the magazine that Nina Tucker was holding in today’s Neighbours was almost three years out of date. Rather geeky I know, but I felt obliged to comment on it because I recognised the Guest House Paradiso cinema-release advertisement on the back-cover. (And yes, it did excite.)

The second thing is that cheesy flavoured Hula Hoops are back!

Mind that bus!
What bus?
_SPLAT_

Columbo wasn’t on today, so I set up that guestbook I mentioned. Some sad individual has already left a message. Hint: It was me.

It took a few hours to set up, but now I have a working message forum for the site.

Chat server & guestbook coming soon.

I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. Choose a better webhost.

Slashdotting

Your website just bit the big one.

“We want to be… Jack-ets.” - I’ve found the ending to the Smiths Jackets crisps advert from 1987. Now I really want the full thing, dammit.

Don’t fall off your skateboard

Great Scotts! I’ve done so much work in the last couple of days and there’s still more to come. Argh.

In October, ITV are going to broadcast the first ever LIVE episode of The Bill to celebrate the show’s 20th Anniversary. Groovy or what?!