Far too much work again - why oh why?

You took it like a man; it was *this* big.

Something else that’s been bugging me for ages - and yes, it does involve crisps. Why are Walkers Cheese & Onion crisp packets blue and Salt & Vinegar packets green?

Well, the official answer, emailed to me today directo from Walkers HQ, is:

“Quite simply they have always been that colour!”

As answers go, it’s quite disappointing isn’t it?

Why does blood never trickle down your face the way you want it to?

Okay, it’s now looking like updates may be delayed for longer than a few days. Eeek.

Quick warning: Updates may be slightly delayed in the next few days (minor technical difficulties), for which I apologise in advance.

I’ve just heard that The Angel of Delight is returning to Channel 4 very soon. Please be true.

Put a piece of soap to your ear and you can hear whales crying. Think of a really difficult sum in your head and you can hear your braincells giving up and dying. Put your ear to the ground in the park and you can hear worms singing as they work.

I take MY corridor very seriously.

“How did you know? I rinsed her out and screwed her leg back on.”

Bottom Live 2003: quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen - and I like to think I’ve seen a fair bit.

Take off your pants to Rik & Ade!