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My stomach really, really hurts - and it’s got nothing to do with stomach problems…
Not content with recognition for:
- missing a final exam;
- being interviewed by Sky News & BBC News after harassing David Blaine;
- repeatedly getting in trouble for forgetting coursework - or not doing it at all;
- taking photographs of passing OAPs;
- losing so sorely at football, pool & bowling, having cheated throughout;
- doing that thing (which I had to guess) on the pavement;
- looking through car windows for keys left in the ignition (to return to the owners looking a hero);
- staging robberies at work when the manager’s not there;
- video-taping your Birthday skydive;
- punching walls; and
- that thing behind the car,
Steve P. was at it again today, terrorising the innocent with a variety of highly amusing acts.
I can honestly say that I’ve never laughed so much at school before, for which I am truly grateful.