What a twat - I’ve just realised that there’s a director’s commentary on a DVD I got three years ago. (Profane hand gestures welcome.)

If your IQ was any lower you’d need watering, wouldn’t you?

You want to dance? Boy, I tell you - when I hit the dance floor, I am one *mean* turkey.

I too relish the feeling of the cold-side of the pillow.

I once possessed a whoopie cushion. I never deployed it, of course, but the capacity was there.

I’ve just missed Bananas in Pyjamas.

According to the works of Ivan Panin my site is 81% evil & 19% good. Not too bad considering my first name is rated 99% evil & 1% good. (Although my full name is rated 1% evil & 99% good - work that one out).

(_E=3Dmc2_) = 55

Now to script and animate them.

My Series III DVD is here. Mega, MEGA yey!