Wasn’t it great seeing funnyman Lee Hurst on They Think It’s All Over again? (Answer: Yes.)

I now own a whopping TWO pairs of shoes. Yey me.

Come to think of it, I have dressed up before just to go to the toilet - camping during my Cub Scout days.

So much pointless information.

That’s the first time I’ve ever got dressed just to go to the toilet. Wasn’t a particularly interesting experience, but at least I was well dressed for the occasion.

I’m at home. Alone. It’s absolutely freezing. I need to use the lav.

I said I’d be back for breakfast - how’re those kippers doing?

Updates to the site should be online by the end of the week.

I’ve just had a wild couple of days. By my standards anyway.

Firstly, I went actual physical shopping with Daisy C. & Liz K. on Saturday, ending up at various people’s houses for eats and such like. I’m not supposed to mention the home-made porn videos in James N’s bedroom so I won’t. Although quite why I had to be the one receiving the whipping, I still don’t know.

Then onto an ice-skating disco at 8:00 PM until 11:30 PM where I didn’t fall over once - despite James’ best efforts to bring me down. Not bad for a first time, eh?

After that we all (everyone previously mentioned and Tom W.) went back to Daisy’s for more eats, films, fondles and chuckles.

Once home on Sunday, tired, I watched a fair bit of my Red Dwarf IV DVD to celebrate its 16th birthday. It’d been crying out for me since Saturday morning when it came through the post - before it was even released, I must add.

And today, I’ve been interviewed about Big Brother and how I relate to its participants. I have to say, I look rather dashing on the video, my voice isn’t as annoying as I once thought, and my answers were very well rounded.

What a guy. Or something.