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Complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish

Monday, March 21st, 2005 at 8:38 pm

The examination conditions of my Health & Safety test at Racodac (two weeks ago) were similar to those of the exams that didn’t matter at RWS. You know, where the extent of their anti-cheating efforts are to make you move chairs so that you’re not sitting next to anyone.

So it came as a great shock today when we had to leave our bags/coats/phones at the side of the room and sit on those special exam tables for our Programme Making & Industry Practice exam.

Apart from the shock start, I think I did quite well. And unlike at RWS, they let us leave if we finished early. So with half an hour or so to spare, back I was in the Graphics Studio getting ready for the afternoon adult illiteracy critique.

The crit went very well; mine & Zehra A’s project got many a laugh, with good feedback all round. ’twas a bit annoying how the original brief kept changing during the crit, though.

Ah well, all done now.

A leprechaun’s testicle

Sunday, March 20th, 2005 at 10:12 pm

As well as sitting an exam bright and early tomorrow morning, I am also required to submit some coursework for my Programme Making & Industry Practice unit. This coursework consists of a proposal, production timeline and detailed budget for a new television programme.

In this instance we’re thankfully not being marked on our ideas, as mine is a bit poo:

SUMMARY: Spoof documentary about a week in the life of a [fictitious] contract killer.

What’s more, I’ve under-budgeted the documentary by £23,561.34… but I don’t think they’ll notice.

Seven socks, one shirt…

Saturday, March 19th, 2005 at 11:01 pm

I think I’ve got a wisdom tooth coming through. I can’t be sure, as I sort of remember feeling this nobbly thing with my tongue for years. Whatever, it could prove painful as it’s drastically out of alignment with the rest of my teeth and it’s half in/out of my cheek.

Hmmm.

Chicken vindaloo… and a milkshake

Friday, March 18th, 2005 at 4:49 pm

That juggling lark doesn’t just exercise the arms - my legs and back are a bit achy too. Not to mention my balls.

Anyway, I had a day off of Racodac today, as I’ve already done my studio bits. So instead, I went into town to stock up on foodery items and, more importantly, to pick up some sinny.

Perfick.

What in the name of Bonaparte’s balls is this fellow doing now?

Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 9:27 pm

In my inexperienced-at-juggling opinion, five minutes is a ruddy long time to stand repeatedly throwing balls up into the air, catching them and throwing them up again. I can barely stand up straight for five minutes without falling over, let alone juggle at the same time. I mean, have you seen my hand-eye co-ordination?

Anyway, I’ve got over a month to crack this circus act, but I’ve already spent three ish hours tonight learning the basics. And I have to say that I’ve picked it up surprisingly quickly.

Aside from the obvious practise, it also provided me with something to do whilst waiting for The Bill. Furthermore, it means that when I start my training proper things will be easier.

I’m thinking something like this:

“Take Sick Boy, for instance, he came off junk at the same time as me, not because he wanted to, but just to annoy me, just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle.” - Trainspotting (1996)

Ten and three quarter centimetres

Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 4:50 pm

I’ve been in a studio for most of the day working on a multi-camera shoot. And not only did I take on the role of First AD &/or Floor Manager, I was Cameraman 1 too.

Impressed with my efforts, the tutor asked me to be the main director of a subsequent shoot - a role that I welcomed with open arms. But when the host/interviewer didn’t show, and nobody else wanted to fill in, I handed my directorness over to another student and stepped in myself, improvising absolutely everything. And from what I’ve been told (and seen of the rushes) I was pretty good at it. So “Hurrah!” on all accounts.

Onto something extraordinary now…

During my lunch break, a second piece of homework was set for over the Easter break: To learn to juggle with three balls for five minutes on the spot - I kid ye not!

Suspecting that this task was nothing more than an end of term wind-down ‘prank’ (you know, to make us groan then realise that the task is just a joke), a couple of us quibbled it with the tutor. Only, the tutor didn’t take too kindly to our disbelief & questioning of her authority, and assured us that we were going to be assessed on the juggling at the beginning of term.

Moving Image Design - Juggling Balls

Hmmm, I’m failing to see the link between the two myself. Unless we’re going to be making rudey films.

What a load of (well, three) balls.

Blast from the past

Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 12:53 am

As mentioned earlier today (well, technically it was yesterday now), something wonderful happened at Racodac.

Observe:

When the attendance register was taken at primary school, pupils were on first name terms. At RWS (as “students”) the attention moved over to surnames. Regardless of how the registers were taken, the process played an important role in establishing a sense of community. You know, for example, that Selby, Peterson and Chen belong to class B sort of thing. And in each name being called out separately, you generate an understanding of who everyone is without having to have necessarily spoken to them.

Now at Racodac, the absence of any form of registration means that you only get to know who everyone is if you are put in the same group as them for a project, someone else tells you, or you ask them.

For the first couple of terms the Moving Image Design students (of which I am one) and the Graphic Design students live together as one big happy family - crossing over courses to work together on the same pieces of work, sharing the same studio et cetera.

Anyhow, on the Graphic Design course there are many students that I’ve yet to work with. One of these students is a lass called Serena, and the only communication we’ve had has been polite smiles to & fro to acknowledge each other’s presence.

When emptying my bag of outdated documents a few weeks back, I came across a cut-down version of the Racodac Studentifier. (I have no idea whether this term is commonly known, or whether Racodac people made it up. Basically it’s a list that identifies students.) Observing this list to see who was who, I came across Serena B’s entry…

…and immediately recognised her full name from some ten years ago.

CUT TO BLACK :

FADE IN :

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT.

At first this realisation was like seeing “Kobayashi Porcelain” printed on the bottom of a mug. Then I thought that if it were the same Serena B. whom I knew from yesteryear - and even lived in the same road as - she would’ve already mentioned us both winding up at the same university on [almost] the same course after all of this time. Unless (especially considering the ten year gap) she didn’t remember me, that is. Little did I know, however, that she was thinking the same thing.

Late last week, I overheard Yazz Y. telling someone to “just ask him”. As it turns out, she was telling Serena to ask me if it was in fact me. But similarly thinking that if it was me I’d have already mentioned it, she let it go.

Sitting with Zehra A. after our copyright lecture in the Graphics Studio today, out of the blue came the question: “What primary school did you go to?” Instantly I knew that someone had claimed to have gone to the same school as me, and instantly I knew it was Serena. Upon confirmation, I walked across the room to Serena, pulled up a chair and sat talking with her for just under an hour.

Serena, her sister and myself were very chummy at primary school, you see. In fact, I remember vividly playing that velcro pad/tennis ball game, and walking home from school with them both on many occasions - among a whole list of things. It was just surprising how it all came flooding back.

As for why I didn’t recognise her in the flesh – it wasn’t until I looked for it in her face that I saw it was her. Plus, it *was* ten years ago now and she was in the year above me. So it’s understandable, really.

And funnily enough, she remembers me from primary school as I look now, and doesn’t remember any of my other primary school friends. I’m assuming that it’s because of the age difference, in which case I must’ve been good at mingling in those days.


It’s quite late/early to be typing this - especially considering that I’ve got to be up early again tomorrow/later today. But I wanted to type this account while it was still fresh in mind in the hope that the magical feeling would come across well. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ve quite managed it. Rest assured, though, that this rediscovery of an old friend has made my week and *has* filled me with a warm feeling.And for those of you thinking “If you were such great mates, how come you haven’t seen or heard from each other for ten years?” - what can I say? It happens, sadly. I do my very best to stay in touch with people. It just wasn’t so easy in those days, I suppose.Bringing this long-winded post to a close…

I’ve rediscovered an old friend. And despite knowing of our years apart, it really does seem as if we’ve simply returned to primary school after a long summer holiday. Only this time, we’ve got even more memories to share.

That is all.

Let it be onions and salamis

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 at 10:04 pm

Having waited forty minutes for the bus this morning, I was highly annoyed when my bus did turn up but again wasn’t going the full length of the route. I boarded regardless, as at least I’d be closer to Racodac. (The same idea as this.)

As if waiting all that time wasn’t bad enough, two stops later the bus stopped because a single girl hadn’t paid her fare and needed to be detained on the vehicle. So after several wasted minutes, everyone had to get off and wait for the next bus.

Fortunately another bus arrived promptly and was going the full length of the route. At least, that’s what it said on the front of the bus, yet the driver had other plans mid-route.

So highly, highly annoyed, I waited for the next bus which took another ten minutes to show up.

My awareness of the poor state of the bus service thankfully saw me leaving extra-specially early this morning to get to Racodac on time for a lecture on copyright. And miraculously, I was only eight minutes late - having ran all the way from the bus stop.

Despite my late arrival (such as it was) all that I’d missed was fairly basic introductory type information that I already knew because of things like this.

After the lecture, something happened in the Graphics Studio. Something wonderful. But I’ll go into more detail about that separately, as the news doesn’t deserve to be tarnished here because of the negative vibes of this post. So there.

Context Studies at 2:00 PM was pretty much the screening of the film that was cancelled yesterday: Ken Loach’s Up The Junction, which forced me to bellow “ooer” when the title was announced, achieving rapturous laughter and applause from my peers. Five minutes into the film, however, the tracking went all wobbly so we ended up watching another Ken Loach film instead.

And then we were set another essay to write over the Easter break. Not that I particularly mind, it was just unexpected having not been set anything for the last couple of weeks.


Don’t be fooled by the whinging nature of this post - I am in a great mood because of the wonderful thing that I mentioned.But more of that to follow…

A fat bearded git with breath that could knock-out a grizzly

Tuesday, March 15th, 2005 at 2:58 pm

Allowing myself a lie-in this morning, I left home later than usual to get to Racodac for a film at 12:00 PM. But due to a last minute cancellation of the screening, I was on my way home shortly after arriving.

It wasn’t a completely wasted journey, as I saw Karl A. for the first time in months - not that he recognised me until I started talking to him. I blame Jeremy for that one, though.

Activate!

Monday, March 14th, 2005 at 8:41 pm

The computer that the computery read-out projects were projected from was running very slowly this morning. So by the screening of the fourth project playback was very juddery. It just so happened, though, that the fourth project was mine.

Still, I feel that the judderyness aided my presentation, as it allowed everyone to see the full extent of my attention to detail - something that would’ve been missed in a single fourteen second viewing.

But enough of that, as I’ve started working on a project completely separate from Racodac. And it’s already become one of my favourite pieces of work to date. Not that it’s anything particularly grand.

Mind you, it just goes to show what you can do with a few household items, a bit of sweat, and some perseverance.