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A talent for causing things pain

In the last twelve hours I have cut just under my left eye with a coat hanger, gashed my head badly on a piece of wood, stubbed my toe - once again - on my subwoofer, and received a massive accidental (don’t ask) love bite on my neck.

Considering I’ve only been awake for six of these twelve hours, that’s not bad going wouldn’t you agree?