Brown trousers time
It’s no secret that I generally get very tense, and that I think I’ve fallen into the trap of blaming fruit. But I am not one to scare easily.
So, that in mind, I got the fright of my life a short moment ago… when my life-size Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout fell through my open door and onto me whilst I was seated at my computer.
Remember that for anyone to even be in the vicinity of my room they’d have to come up a flight of stairs, which I would’ve clearly heard. So turning to see a six-foot-two ‘impostor’ leaping out at me with great haste really did scare the hell outta me.