But I love Boris Johnson.

George of Asda is going the right way about getting a thump with all of these horrible adverts. I wouldn’t mind if the songs used were actually recent - then I might just be convinced the children hadn’t learnt the lyrics especially for the recording. I mean, come on - Pretty Woman. Fair enough, I’ve heard it. But even I don’t know all of the words and I’m nearing twenty-one.

As with all the other songs used previously, they’ve clearly thought up a track that they feel works but not looked beyond the enthusiastic lyrics.

Television is getting worse by the day.

After yesterday’s tearful night comes today’s great morning: A fifteen-minute one-on-one conversation with Danny John-Jules and three Star Wars DVDs that aren’t even released until Monday.

I am the cool.

Ouch. It’s my chair’s fault.