My insides are all wrong
Despite my ongoing stomach problems a few years back, I haven’t actually spewed for a good ten years or so. But that all changed in the early hours of Tuesday morning when chunks were most certainly blown - but oddly, none of which were carrots.
I must’ve been a harder bastard in my younger days, as I ended up crying each & every time on this occasion. It felt like my innards were being ripped out - that I was forcing up shards of glass from the depths of my stomachy pit.
So yes, not pleasant - though I’ve escaped recent years with nothing more than minor ailments so I’m not going to complain. It just hurt like a fother mucker.
Still, I’ve had the bulk of the week off - a week’s worth of Loose Women! - and am feeling much better now.