Having spoken about it on the drive home from yesterday’s shoot, Sam S. has sent me the link to a trailer for the new Rambo film.

Save two hours of your life in simply watching the trailer. It really does show you the whole thing.

Yesterday was an eventful day that saw me shooting the bulk of my Major 2 on the Isle of Dogs. I’ve two more scenes to shoot - which I am returning for tomorrow - as I wound up helping Elliot S. & Sam S. with their joint project in the evening through to the early hours… in which time I had my first ever kebab-shop kebab.

I know how to live, me.

Bromley was mentioned in The Bill tonight after a chase through what looked to be Greenwich Foot Tunnel. After the very London-centric episode a couple of months back it’s starting to look as if they’re branching out into the real world.

Big Brother According to Russell Brand tonight made for highly entertaining background noise whilst storyboarding tomorrow’s shoot for my Major 2 - a promo for The Times Crossword.

I’ve not watched much of the reality television programme since its third series, but this programme certainly made the best of what looked to be a series of dull moments.

As amusing as this news story is, I think the presence of the chocolate buttons have amused me more than the obvious.

Why would anyone order chocolate buttons? Surely you’d just buy some the day you want them from just about any corner shop. No?

Old doctors seen in new Doctor Who!

Well, sort of.

The Eurovision Song Contest last week (complete with our laugh-worthy entry) saw the real-time Doccie Who episode, 42, being postponed until tonight.

Not that we had much choice, but it was worth the wait - the doctor finally pulled his sonic screwdriver out of his arse and presented us with some excellence this series.

Let’s hope things are on the up.

You’d think it impossible to write an original wedding scene given such storylines have been done to death. But Peep Show did it and its series finale tonight was nothing short of perfect.

Roll on series five.

It makeths me laugh how Elliot S. and Sam S. ridiculed me for over a year for keeping my feedback private on eBay yet they’ve both now got theirs set to private - Sam even asking me today how to hide his.

I wouldn’t mind, but my reason was perfectly innocent - no dodgy purchases in my item history thank you very much. Theirs on the other hand - well, they don’t want to talk about it so it can only be left to the imagination.

Another fine Friday night spent in the company of Lisa, Derren, Mark and Jeremy. And a hairy turkey. Yes, Peep Show has reached a new low, one that Lisa and I could not stop laughing at.

Until we did, obviously.