…is Jasper Carrott!

Ricky Gervais has just performed the Freelove Freeway song with Mackenzie Crook at the Diana concert, then had to fill for television-eternity because of a technical error.

’twas so funny - you could tell he was bricking it. He said he’d never do Brent and/or the dance again, yet he did both through desperation.

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I start at Paramount Comedy tomorrow. Huzzah!

I need to get out more.

I don’t really bother with Big Brother any more, but I couldn’t go without mentioning Christian Bale entering the house!

Ha ha, this bloke even talks like him.

Having spoken about it on the drive home from yesterday’s shoot, Sam S. has sent me the link to a trailer for the new Rambo film.

Save two hours of your life in simply watching the trailer. It really does show you the whole thing.

As amusing as this news story is, I think the presence of the chocolate buttons have amused me more than the obvious.

Why would anyone order chocolate buttons? Surely you’d just buy some the day you want them from just about any corner shop. No?

It makeths me laugh how Elliot S. and Sam S. ridiculed me for over a year for keeping my feedback private on eBay yet they’ve both now got theirs set to private - Sam even asking me today how to hide his.

I wouldn’t mind, but my reason was perfectly innocent - no dodgy purchases in my item history thank you very much. Theirs on the other hand - well, they don’t want to talk about it so it can only be left to the imagination.

Another fine Friday night spent in the company of Lisa, Derren, Mark and Jeremy. And a hairy turkey. Yes, Peep Show has reached a new low, one that Lisa and I could not stop laughing at.

Until we did, obviously.

Not a mean feat in anyone’s book. But vaguely amusing in mine.

I’d steer clear of the pepperoni if I were you.